September 19, 2018 Whole Crown Jewel/Crystalline Core
Wednesday, Yellow Electric Seed, Kin 224, Heart Chakra
Peanut Butter Machine Attack
I’ve been discombobulated. On September 13th, (Month 2, Day 22), I was attacked by the Peanut Butter Machine at Whole Foods. I was startled, but I am a seasoned Cosmic Clown. Even as the heavy metal disc flew by me, and peanut butter spun freely in the air, I knew immediately it was a White-Faced Clown attack. As the peanut butter covered my glasses, face, and clothes, I said to myself, St. Germaine, he’s the guilty one! He has been the generator of such pranks before in my clown career.
Reverend Absurd immediately took over my Whole Embodied Field and played with the mess. However, since I am retired, I felt this was unfair. We have submitted this instance to the Karmic Board, and will let you know the outcome!
At least we won, and I certainly graduated from some “Surprise! Cosmic Clown School!”
Much love, Miri and All
P.S. By the way, I want to congratulate Jeff Bezos, and Whole Foods. The peanut butter was so dry, that I could brush it off easily. Apparently they have found GMO peanuts that have little or no oil in them. What a find! Way to go!
Read my Clowns article on the original TAO Humor Center site.
